Day 9

Insult an alien day

Interesting........not sure how to do this so I looked up eHow to see how best I could contact aliens.  It didn't really help as it was stuff I couldn't do in a day (yes there was actually instructions on how best to contact and alien, you can't make this stuff up!!).

So I decided to read 'How to Greet and Alien Visitor'  (yes there is an actual article on that).





 

Enlarge the above so you, too, will know how to greet an alien!!

Anyways, I thought I would take on board the advice given and then come up with the perfect insult.

Alien:  Greetings Earling
Me:  WELCOME TO EARTH (then punch it Will Smith style from Independence Day).

OK, OK, they only experience I've ever had with aliens is through watching Independence Day.............