Day 4

Discreetly give the finger to all people today

Some days it seems like everyone is out to annoy you and villages all around the world have lost their idiot because they seem to be everywhere you are that day.  Unfortunately today was not that day.  I say 'unfortunately' because today my challenge was to discreetly give people the finger all day.

Saturday was that day.  From the moronic girl who served me at Officeworks and could not count 12 A4 display holders (like big, stand-up photo frames) then gave me one bag to carry them all in - and they didn't all fit in one bag, clearly, to the idiot people sitting in the take away bay at sushi train, to the brainless teenagers clearly standing in the doorway of Cold Rock.....  everyone seemed to missing a vital organ - THEIR BRAIN!!  I would have happily discreetly (and not so discreetly) given everyone the finger that day but today, unfortunately I didn't encounter so many fools.  However, I did manage to discreetly give the finger to some people:

1)  WANKER WHO WALKED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CAR AS I WAS DRIVING OUT OF THE PETROL STATION

METHOD:  Middle finger on the steering wheel.

2)  IDIOT GIRL TALKING EXCESSIVELY LOUDLY ON PHONE IN REIDICULIOUS BABY TALK AT GROCERY STOOR

METHOD:  Finger tuck with middle finger of hair behind ear.

3)  WANKER WHO CUT ME OFF

METHOD:  Forehead scratch with middle finger.

Until tomorrow, flicking you the bird discreetly.....:)